555 W Bitters Rd, San Antonio, TX 78216  (210) 638-8754
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December 16, 2017 @ 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Registration is at 1-1:30pm, with the contest beginning promptly at 2.

Put your sweater to the test. Is your cozy coverup the ugliest of the ugly? We’re not talking about the sweater Aunt Cindy made you last Christmas, we’re talking about a tremendously tacky holiday sweater that you’d wear to a party.

You have three chances to win with 3rd place earning $25, 2nd place gets $50  and the 1st place winner gets a whopping $100 gift certificate to use at any Alley on Bitters retailer.

Rules are simple. No obscenities, after all the Alley is a family-friendly place! And nothing you’d be ashamed for your own mother to see you wearing in public or that you don’t want to be seen wearing on facebook! Our judges reserve the right to withdraw anyone from consideration if these few rules are not observed.

Bring an extra set of batteries if needed, as well as glue or sewing kit for any emergency wardrobe malfunctions.

Please no begging and pleading or bribing the judges with hot chocolate and holiday cookies from The Bread Box, or promising bottles of wine from Tre.


December 16, 2017
1:00 pm - 2:00 pm


The Alley on Bitters
555 W. Bitters
San Antonio, 78216 United States
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(210) 494-3226